Doritos & Fritos

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants

I went to Greece to get something to eat

I'm hard to please, I punched the referee

I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze

Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee

It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees

Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean

There was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with-

And the TV's tuned to cable

And I'm sleeping when I'm able

But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain

Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the TV's tuned to cable

And I'm sleeping when I'm able

But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain

Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Ooh

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos

I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito

Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees

I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserk-us

At 7/11 I'm drinking a beverage

I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger

I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba

Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants

I went to Greece to get something to eat

He said: Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos

I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos

Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen

I need some sleep so turn down that TV

He said: Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos

I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos

And the TV's tuned to cable

And I'm sleeping when I'm able

But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain

Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the TV's tuned to cable

And I'm sleeping when I'm able

But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain

Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Ooh

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

She'll turn you to stone

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Stop