Bill So Horny

[ ] = sampled words

[What'll we get for ten dollars?]

[Every t'ing you want.]

[Everything?]

[Every t'ing]

BILL: Monica?

MONICA: Yes, Bill?

B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the WhiteHouse?

M: I'd do anything, Bill.

B: Really?

M: Mm-hm.

B: Well, do you swallow?

M: I sure do, Bill.

B: You do?

M: Mm-hm.

B: Well, what would you do with this cigar?

M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy.

[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!]

[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!]

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)

[Ahh! Me so horny!]

[Me love you long time!]

Verse 1: Brother Marquis

Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard

Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss

Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches

Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"

She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,

Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore

"I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!

Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's."

Chorus

BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's gointo the

Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin'... Come

on now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby...

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice

Gore always asks him why he sexes so much

It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut

Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad

Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad

'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted

And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the ass

He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning

He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

BILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here

and break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bringyour

Presidential knee-pads? I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, Idon't

know about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw, Ijust

crush a lot ...

Verse 3: Brother Marquis

You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate motherfucker

I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other

I'll play with your mind just like it's a game

I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"

And fuck Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that bitch

I even got her on tape sucking on my dick

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning

Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman

Chorus

BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it'sso

good, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the nextDemocratic

Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this'll begood

for some vogues ... I can't believe this ... ohhh God ...

Breakdown:

(Mixx cuts and scratches "Hey, what's the matter, baby?")

Chorus

BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's ... oh, that feels sogoood!

Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ...oh

yes! Oh ...

Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice

It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill

He made you an intern, and you ratted still

You tell your parents that he turned you out

In the Oval Office of the White House

You said it yourself, you like it like he do

You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too

He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em

He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

Outro (repeated till end of track):

[Fuckie suckie]

[Me fuckie suckie]

BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you didthis

to me! I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this tome?

Now what's America gonna think? I mean, it could've just beenme,

you, and my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn't have togo

tell everybody, now! Ken Starr's on my case and ... bringin' upall

that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ... Jennifer Flowers stuff! My

wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary -- Chelsea,tell

your mom I'm talking to her! Hilary, talk to me, dammit! Coneon,

say somethin'! I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me,

woman! I can't believe this! ... My career's in shambles ... butI

still love America!

[Me so horny]