Do The Bart

News Reporter:

Well, it seems they're in the news again. The 2 Live Crew has

started a dance craze that has basically taken the nation by

storm! Here's a report.

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice

There's a brand new dance and it's comin' to your town

It's done by the people who can really throw down

You don't need to be a queen or a jack of spades

It's done by the brothers with the hi-top fades

It doesn't matter if you're shy or wild

It's done by all, man or child

Keep shakin' your head, like a goose

And work your body 'till it gets loose

Ladies, bend your back and also your knees

Shake your titties and let me squeeze

Then make a face like you wanna fart

Keep workin' them arms while doin' the Bart!

Verse 2

[Marquis] Jitterbugs keep pumpin'! Why you frontin'?

On the Bart, I'll keep the house jumpin'

Everybody follow me, do that dance, the B-A-R-T

Just step to the right and left

Do the Bart 'till you're out of breath

[Kid Ice] It's brand new, the dance to do

The move for the 90's and it's comin' through

Girls, shake your titties and fall to your knees

Show that ass so I can squeeze

Then make the face like you wanna fart

Work them arms while doin' the Bart!

Verse 3: Brother Marquis

It's the Bart, y'all, the brand new dance

Fellas, grab your dick; girls, shake that ass

To do this dance you must wear Nike's

Girl, you need bikinis, and no sexy nighties

To do this dance, you can't act cute

Fellas, get upon that ass like you're knockin' the boots

In! Out! Up and down!

When you're doin' the Bart, you're really gettin' down!

When you're doin' the Bart, you're gonna get wet

Right Guard can't save you, 'cause you're bound to sweat

Fat girls, we ain't forgot about you

The Bart's the dance that you can even do

First you need a tight fade, a couple black medallions,

Some skiddo pants and then start dancin'

Unlike the Hammer, unlike the Humpty,

When you're doin' the Bart, you've gotta get funky!

[Kid Ice] It's the dance of the 90s, motherfuckers act wild

Your Granny can do it, so you should try

It's not just a dance; it's a state of mind

The fellas need to hi-jump the girls' big behinds

Keep shakin' your head, like a goose

And work your body 'till it get loose

[Marquis] Jump up and down, but don't freak or hustle

When you're doin' the Bart, you use every muscle

Don't hurt yourself or exert yourself

You can do the Bart all by yourself

So why you sittin' there in your seat?

Just get on the floor and Bart to the beat!