My Seven Bizzos

[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.]

My seven bizzos...

Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...

My seven bizzos...

On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her

I get all her money and, a-then I diss her

On Tuesday there's Sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher

She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!"

I said "Bet!" with no regret

Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget

So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony

And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney

But they soon found out, and now they all believe

'Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave

My seven bizzos...(2x)

Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...

My seven bizzos...

On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda

She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda

I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark

She done what I asked right from the start

She got naked, then my dick got erected

Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it

But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool

'Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth

But me and her both know all the facts

She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black

My seven bizzos...(2x)

Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...

My seven bizzos...

Yeahhh.

On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers

She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger

On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances

When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances

She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser

She knows what I like, and that's to please her

On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my jacuzzi

She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty

She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink

She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink

My seven bizzos...(2x)

Seven days, seven ways, too much...

My seven bizzos...

On Sunday there's Connie, who fucks with slick Ronnie

She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money

She's always schemin' and hot like a demon

I thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peein'

Now all these hoes belong to one player

A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor

Now y'all ain't heard? You better go ask your mother

That your sister's being dicked by Marquis, your brother

My seven bizzos...

Seven days, seven ways, too much...

My seven bizzos...

Yeahhh.