Ugly As Fuck

(Blowfly excerpt)

"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly

chicks can screw. They have to screw, 'cause they ain't got

nothin' else goin' for they ass! When a nigga goin' for a ugly

chick? She gotta get up off her ass!..."

Chorus:

(Mixx cuts and scratches "Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chickscan

screw."

Verse 1: Brother Marquis

Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00

And my dick ... is hard as a rock

My beeper ain't went off all day

I guess all my bitches went out to play

Fuck 'em, 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either

Hoes is jockin' me? I don't need 'em!

There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face

Bitches won't have me in a rat race

They're very bourgeois and so seditty

When you ask 'em for some pussy, they get shitty

So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive

I'm like them; they're sexually active

All they want is a one night stand,

Some dick, and no commitment to a man

Never seen in public with an undesirable,

But they come clean like old reliable

Chorus

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice

It's late at night and I'm ready to dip

'Cause I'm kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch

Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked

6'2" and she's also fat

Rollin' 'round the club like a bitch in heat

But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat

A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries

Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes

On my P's and Q's, and aware of my shit

The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip

She wanna go to my crib, but here's the trick

>From the club we hit the Motel 6

Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low

Trying to play it off so the boys won't know

She wanted to be seen but was out of luck

The pussy was good, but she was ugly as fuck

Chorus

Verse 3

Marquis:

Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there

'Cause I can't be seen with this bitch here

It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself

But I can't be ranked by no one else

U-G-L-Y, bitch, you ain't got no alibi

So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors,

Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!

Kid Ice:

She's ugly as fuck and you wanna know why

She couldn't be worse if the bitch had died

Be my girl, hoe! It ain't all that!

Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat

Guess I'm understanding you're just a fuck

I'm out for the pussy and just one nut

I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck

No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck!

Chorus

(Mixx cuts "One out of three niggas is ugly" and "Cue numerthree!)