Regular Guy

I'm the kinda guy

A girl takes home to mom

With pleated khaki pants

Cologne that's the bomb

Sure smell purdy, purdy

Shake her dad's hand

And look him in the eye

And tell him straight up

"i'm just a regular guy"

I'll have her home by 9 sir

And i'm a regular guy

Who stays out of trouble

A regular guy

Says "ma'am on the double"

I'm a regular guy

Just like "dawson's creek"

A regular guy

Just don't call me a geek, a geek

Yah ha

& sometimes

I remember

What got me here

It was fightin & cussin

Back off i'm in a boy band

And showing no fear

Ok alright time now

Ok

Hehe hehe hehe burp hehe....

I watch jay leno

Hes funny

7th heaven, too

And i ask myself sometimes

"what would jesus do?"

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change

I'm buds with my mom

Nd i hang out wiht my dad

Hes my buddy hahahehah

I play every thing safe

So i'll never be sad

Boo hoo

And i'm a regular guy

Who stays out of trouble

A regular guy

Says "ma'am on the double"

I'm a regular guy

Just like "dawson's creek"

A regular guy

Just don't call me a geek, a geek

Dont push me!

Dammit

Sometimes i wanna

Smash things

Get jacked up

And whacked up

And havta pee in a cup

Who's your problem

Haheha ehh hahah

And i'm a regular guy

Who stays out of trouble

A regular guy

Says "ma'am on the double"

I'm a regular guy

Just like "dawson's creek"

A regular guy

Just don't call me a geek, a geek