Teenage Overpopulation

There’s too many teens in the world

Ruining the human experience

Too many teens taking summer jobs

From hardworking Americans

Too many people living in warzones

Of typical teenage hormones

We never shoulda given smartphones

To the generation

Of teenage overpopulation

There’s too many teens in the world

It’s truly a global crisis

Too many teens buying stems and seeds

At premium prices

Is it too late to take back

What we said about Paint It Black

We have the facts

Let’s adjust our calculations

For teenage overpopulation

Too many teens in the back seat

Sharing spit in their parents’ cars

Generating too much heat

Burning holes in the ozone

It’s teenage overpopulation

Kelso, Justin Bieber, Samantha Smith, Nastia Liukin

River Phoenix, Joan of Arc, Topanga Tommy Stinson

Millie Bobby Brown, Ron Howard, Greta Thunberg

Hannah Montana, Chloe, Kim Beavis, Aaliyah

Beverly Marsh, Ruby Bridges, Lizzie McGuire

Malala Yousafzai, Butt-head, Frankie Muniz, Leif Garrett