Minnie The Moocher

(2pac)

I know this girl and her name is Minnie

Livin' in the projects didn't own a penny

Met her at a school dance so I took a chance

Walked her to the parkin' lot for a little romance

Got to my car, put the key in the ignition

turned on the slow jams, I was on a mission

I was catchin' wild things like the chicken pox

I was "J" and knockin' boots right down the socks

She was freaky and wild, oh man could I call it?

But when I dropped her off, she had stole my wallet

I couldn't quite believe that why a hoocher-coocher?

But that was my first experience with MINNIE THE MOOCHER!!

(2pac)

Minnie the Moocher was a legend on the block I'm from

A dream girl to many brothers, but true to none

Her reputation was enormous - a real go getter

And once a brother met her, he wanted to get with her

Maybe it was her smile, her personality or

the way she shook her shimmy or the clothes she wore

But whatever it was, Minnie the Moocher was an expert

Real heart-breaker, but never get hurt

She had this boyfriend, his name was Diamond

helpin' Minnie out with the little social climbin'

Met with Politicians, peace to many others

Suddenly and instantly, they became her lovers

She took the power that they possessed

And Minnie did it all without gettin' undressed

Minnie dissed Diamond sayin' that he could not live with her

But he wanted payment for the things he did for her

He grabbed the gun sittin' on the nightstand

Minnie held the bullets, put the pistol in her right hand

She was a legend to everyone who knew her

That's is my memory of Minnie the Moocher

(Ray Tyson)

Minnie had a boyfriend, a gambler

Addicted to poker, an alcoholic, a basshead, crack smoker

He took her to Harlem, and all around Chinatown

He bought some bass, a pipe a tape of hard-rap sounds

She was an addict, tired of the static and poverty

Sick of the same ghetto misery

See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement

Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement

Then one day their relationship stopped

when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops

Minnie was hurt, lost without a clue

To her, there was no chance of gettin' somebody new

So she walked home sadly, as bad as it seems

She cried herself to sleep to find the man of her dreams

(Ray Tyson)

She had dreams and schemes about the King of Sweden

He gave her things that this girl was much needin'

A plush house made of gold and steel

A diamond car with a platt in the wheel

Now you might think this is a lot of stuff

But to Minnie this was not enough

He bought a stable, full of thorough-bred race horses

His meal she ate was a dozen courses

She had a fortune in nickels and dimes

And she sat around and counted it a billion times

She had bank, yeah Minnie was clockin'

Had every sucker in the neighborhood JOCKIN'!!

She would walk by tryin' all to wink her eye

Then she dissin', with zero reply