Better Off Dead
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Better Off Dead
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I'd like to welcome you to your last breath my friend
This is your end
Please let your hair down and make yourself at home
Say your prayers
Eat my puke
Lick my shit
Drink this bottle of urine
Look at me
I said look at me
I'm gonna pull your teeth out
The screwdriver in your eye looks pretty nice
And painful too
Let's see if you can handle more pain, let's see if a ballpen hurts
When it sticks in your toe, so
Close your eyes, open your mouth, let's see
If you know what a "deep throat" is
Did you know that it's possible to stick a rasp
Right into your nose
Home is where
Your heart is
Soon your heart's dog bowl
Look at me
I said look at me
I'm gonna cut your tongue out
I guess you're better off dead
So suffocate
Don't even beg for forgiveness
To late
Woho
I gonna throw you up, open your mouth
I'd like to welcome you to your last breath my friend
This is your end
Please let your hair down and make yourself at home
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