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Fat Chance (Fuc** The BullSh** )

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Fat Chance (Fuc** The BullSh** )

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Na, na, na na na na, get up!

(mumbling)

Freak y'all, (i'm gonna peak y'all?)

(mumbling)

I've seen the devil and the devil is coke

I'm not down with that cuz it ain't a f---in joke

trip the shrooms fantastic, shit gets drastic

I didn't believe (a word?)

Can you hear this, can you hear it, (thaw?)

makin' music, soothin' your system

come on now, come on now

hear the beat so sweet I (shouldn't?) tell you how

Freak y'all, (i'm gonna peak y'all?)

(mumbling)

much love to my man, Stan Diamond

I'd like to say like what up, to our man, Eddie Offord

We'd like to, (mumbling)

and it goes like, and it goes like

Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on

Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on

Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on

Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on

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You know I'm ready, yes to rock steady

my name's not Betty or Teddy, but Nick

and I'm what you might call a heretic

yes, and I am from Nebraska

my girl is satisfied you can ask her

you know I've never visited Alaska

huh, where the oil was spilt

that drunken captain should be killed

for polluting the sea, an atrocity

but he still walks free, well

this one goes to all the birds that drown

F--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

(Hey Holmes)

just f--- the bullshit to many damn fears and panic

and it's time to throw down so I said it words of wisdom

that will keep you guessing cause I'm tired of laying and

I'm tired of messing around

With all those suckers yes, stupid mother f---ers

who put down what we do

we stand alone with the group that's new

if I was a dwarf I'd surely be Dopey

I'm a stoned wheat thin, you can not cope G

kick in the teeth a condescending frown

F--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

Yeah, right about now I'd like to turn over the mic

to my man SA Martinez

I am sly in the mix I am the mix master

death and destructor, lyric conductor

rollin' with the rhythm of the rhyme I'm rollin'

cold cap the parasites when I start to spazz

Nicholas hit's hard he's got the jazz

now the b-boys rockin breakin' moves on the floor

311's stepping out have 'em yellin for more

go on hoping, I'm poetry in motion

when I fire I spray duck down I'm locin'

P-Nut, the bass storm is looming

and in your mind the rhythm is booming

P to the N to the U to the T

Just f--- the has-been's and their stupid-ass rappin'

promising bullshit you can't come through with

do it in the basement no complacent

It's time to kick the fuck in, begin to win, no sin

and then share it, declare it in the public domain, refrain

I'd be perfectly sad if rap was a fad but it's not

so I'd thought I'd come out with a shot

stupid dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown

I don't give a f--- it's time to throw down

F--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down

that's right, knockin' 'em down, nineties, all of that

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