Riboflavin

When the Moon arises on the western sky

And the vampires are out on the sly

At times they have trouble finding necks to bite

That's why I cook up in my room tonight

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12

And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf

I exclaimed: Don't fret! I'll give you on fix

Of my newly regenerated mix

I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(She gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

It gives you quick relief you see

From fang aches and corpusle deficiency

Natter! Consuming my laboratory brew

Will make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood

That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch

Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch

If you're biting mre necks enjoying it less

Try my new non-carbonated best

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)