Book

Well, I'm gonna write a book

All about how much I love you

And how much I despise

All of the stupid shit you do

Stupid shit you do

I wanna tell you just what I feel

I'm gonna tell you just what I think

I'm gonna open up my heart

And then I'll pour it down the sink, oh

Just because I can

Yeah, and when we're a little older

Oh, and we won't have much to say

You'll run off and get married, Lord

And I'll just fade away

Just fade away

Yeah, and your husband, he'll be mean

Oh, 'cause he's a big rich lawyer man

He wears a suit and tie

And he's got weak feminine hands, oh

From all the paperwork

Yeah, and I'll gеt sick of my hometown

Yeah, and tryin' to right my wrongs

Catch a Greyhound down to Tеxas

Where I know that I belong

Oh, they're just like me there

Yeah, or I might set out for Bristol

Just fifty miles down the road

Catch a one-room down on State Street

Know a place I can call home

Oh, God knows I need a home

Yeah, and life's like a box of chocolates

Oh, 'cause it always makes me sick

Seems like I'm the one

Who gets the shit end of the stick

Most of the time

Yeah, so I'll just write you a rain check

Yeah, till you figure yourself out

Come back when you know

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

You're not the same, oh, no