Video Party

Video party we had last night

Chainsaw Massacre gave me a fright

Blood 'n' guts 'n' overkill

Too late punk write your will

Scream and jump as the blood goes pump

The sight on the screen will make you scream ha-ha-haaar

We got pissed to start the adrenalin gushing

The speed Paul got really had us rushing

Wayne was so smashed that he went home

He was back ten minutes later cos he was alone

What was that noise behind my chair?

I got up to see just what was there

Too shit-scared to have a look

The baby's dead he's got no head I think I'm gonna puke

Crud had a bird so he went to bed

She was vampire's bride but she gave good head

We all crashed out at around about two

Then the video nasties come 4Q (for you)