Italian Man Who Went To Malta

One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell

In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast

I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast

She brings me only one piss

I tell her i wanna to piss

She says go to the toilet

I say you dont understand

I want to piss on my plate

She say you better no piss on the plate

You son of a bitch!

I dont even know the lady

And she calls me a son of a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant

The waitress bring me a spoon and

a knife, but no fork!

I tell her i wanna the fuck

She tellin me everyone wanna fuck

I tell her you dont understand

I wanna fucka on the table

She say you better not fuck on the table

You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel

And there is no sheeats on the bed

Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!

He tellin me go to the toilet

I say you dont understand

I wanna shit on my bed!

He say you better not shit on my bed

You son of you bitch!

I go to the check out

and the man in the desk says

Peace on you, i said piss on you too

you son of a bitch!

Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci