The Fuck Shop

"I know a place just down there two streets.

Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

(gong noise)

Luke:

WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice

There's only one place where we can go

Where the price is right just to fuck a ho

It's always popular with the girls and the guys

'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy

Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay

It's more than enough time to slay

Each room has a bed and also a sink

So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink

But be careful of the things that you use

'Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse

So as you hit the door and the panties drop,

Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the Fuck Shop!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis

Please come inside, make yourself at home

I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone

You little whore behind closed doors

You would drink my cum and nothing more

Now spread your wings open for the flight

Let me fill you up with something milky and white

'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful

You innocent bitch, don't be shameful

Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water

This is the second half, and not the second quarter

I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby

And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy

In the Fuck Shop!

Luke (squeaky voice):

YOU'RE IN THE FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!

I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3: Luke

In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's at!

In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!

In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys go!

In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!

(gong noise)

Luke:

THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!