Hard As a Stone

In the morning and in the evening

When you think you're alone

Too many hours in your apartment

Has made me hard as a stone

I've tried to crack you, I told you you're the one

But you must have thought that I was gone

I told you a lot of lies just to get laid

But your heart is hard as a stone

You are vicious

But I'm a man

I'm gonna do what I can

To remain hard as a stone

That little pigeon, where did you find her?

I had to break her every bone

Eleven hours in your pool

No longer hard as a stone

She was delicious

Now I'm the star

If you wanna be what you are

You've got to be hard as a stone

You are mean

But I'm a man

It's not exactly what I planned

But it seems I'm hard as a stone