Mike Teavee

The most important thing, that we've ever learned,

The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned

In never, never let them near, a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all.

(Never, never let them... never, never let them)

It rots the senses in the head, it kills imagination dead.

It clogs and clutters up the mind. It makes a child so dull and blind. (So dull and blind... so dull and blind...)

He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland (A fairyland... a fairyland)

His brain becomes as soft as cheese, his thinking powers rust and freeze.

He cannot think, he only SEES (He only sees... he only sees)

Regarding little Mike Teavee, we very much regret that we (Regret that we)

Shall simply have to wait and see... we very much regret that we

Shall simply have to wait and see if we can get him back to size,

But if we can't... it server him right!