As Different As Can Be

QUIRRELL:

You won't sleep on your tummy

VOLDEMORT:

You won't sleep on your back

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:

We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

QUIRRELL:

We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:

And yet the feeling lingers

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:

We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:

You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill

QUIRRELL:

You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fires swell

VOLDEMORT:

Pushing people in is fun as well

I like folding all my ties

QUIRRELL:

And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:

I guess its plain to see

when you look at you and me

were different

different

as can be

VOLDEMORT:

Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!

QUIRRELL:

Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards

VOLDEMORT:

My new world is about to unfold

QUIRRELL:

You got beat by a two year

VOLDEMORT:

Ill kill him this time through and through

QUIRRELL:

Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:

You really must agree

when you look at you and me

were different

different

as can-

VOLDEMORT:

Ill rise again and Ill rule the world

But you must help me renew

For when our plan succeeds

QUIRRELL:

Prevails!

VOLDEMORT:

Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:

When I rule the world Ill plant flowers

VOLDEMORT:

When I rule the world Ill have snakes

And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,

a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:

When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!