Page type: lyric reference
Artist: A Very Potter Senior Year
Canonical path: /a-very-potter-senior-year/wizard-of-the-year
Related lyric paths: 5
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Wizard Of The Year
Read Wizard Of The Year lyrics by A Very Potter Senior Year on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Wizard Of The Year
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
GILDEROY:
Who's wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll,
and charming as a candy cane?
Faster than a phoenix, sly as a sphinx,
and always set to entertain?
Here to give this sagging tale a hero to employ.
Look up to the skies, now look in my eyes,
it's Gilderoy!
21
Who's handsome as a hobbit, and manly as a mare,
and always gives the girls a wink?
Who's funny as a ferret, and quick as a quill,
and always sings without a lip sync?
Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful Potter boy
'cause that smell in the air is the marvelous flair of
scuse me, Gilderoy!
Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye,
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro.
Now it's gone, and replaced with a suit and tie,
dancing in a variety show.
Oh, where did he go? Does he even care at all?
Recently, he's been acting very queer.
Every day, his story grows more and more banal,
And Voldemort isn't coming this year.
Gilderoy is here to fill your short attention span.
Why look at that wonder boy,
when you could be looking at a wonder man?
GIRLS:
We could be looking at a wonder man!
GILDEROY:
Who was Wizard of the Year seven times in seven years?
(spoken) Who was it?
KIDS:
Gilderoy!
GILDEROY:
Who conquered all his fears and made a bogart disappear?
(spoken) go on say it!
KIDS:
Gilderoy!
GILDEROY:
Who taught a yeti how to sing?
Walked in to Mordor and destroyed the ring?
Battled a banshee and came out a champ?
trapped Jafar inside of a lamp?
Stories of wonder for each girl and boy
Paperback or hardback, for you to enjoy
Form an orderly line,
KIDS:
It's Gilderoy!
(As they sings this, everyone forms a line and walks up one at a time, handing over cash for
22
books, headshots, pieces of lint from Gilderoy's armpits, etc)
GILDEROY:
Ladies one at a time!
KIDS:
It's Gilderoy!
GILDEROY:
Give me something to sign!
KIDS:
It's Gilderoy!
GILDEROY:
All sales are final.
Soon the school will be mine!
EVERYONE:
It's Gilderoy!!
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Wizard Of The Year"?
A Very Potter Senior Year performs "Wizard Of The Year", and this lyric page sits inside the A Very Potter Senior Year catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Wizard Of The Year"?
Yes. The related section below points to Get In My Mouth and The School Is Mine with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by A Very Potter Senior Year?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through A Very Potter Senior Year's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Wizard Of The Year yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.