Girls Fart Too

I tried so hard not to fart

'cause i thought you would leave

but i didn't know you had a

fetish for cheese

i wish that i knew

'cause then i'd have blew

i'd cook some burritos

save the best gas for you

for all you guys

who heard those lies

about girls never farting

all those rumors they were starting

but i evened the score

when i opened the door

she was in there for an hour

and i probably coulda showered ya

na na na

so here's the truth

i know that girls fart

na na na

ya here's the truth

'cause i saw a girl fart too

well you'd be crazy to think

that girls don't stink

but if you want it to last

you'd steer clear of her ass

you don't wanna see

so please take it from me

if you hear a girl fart it'll break

much more than your heart

when i heard the fart

it tore me apart

worse than catching her in bed

with her creepy uncle freddy

but needless to say

went our seperate ways

it was death do us part

'til she blew that fart

ooo la la la