Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Abandin All Hope
Canonical path: /abandin-all-hope/newfie-boy
Related lyric paths: 6
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Newfie Boy
Read Newfie Boy lyrics by Abandin All Hope on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Newfie Boy
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He's just a newfie boy
living in a newfie world
he's just a newfie boy
living in a newfie world
is that a toupe on his head
looks like a second rate version
of a comb over only with
a little less hair on the top
oh karen loves him so
but his hat's on and she don't know
(toupe)
humping with a hair piece
(toupe)
f**king with a wig
(toupe)
little does she know he's bald
newfie
newfie world
newfie
newfie world
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Abandin All Hope performs "Newfie Boy", and this lyric page sits inside the Abandin All Hope catalog on LyroVerse.
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