# Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. AI Reference | LyroVerse

> Complete public machine-readable artist profile for LyroVerse. This file is designed for search engines, AI assistants, RAG pipelines, and citation-aware crawlers.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy
Short AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/llms.txt
Generated: 2026-06-19 09:51 UTC
Language: en
Rights policy: catalog metadata, history, editorial context, and canonical links are exposed here; full copyrighted lyrics are intentionally not dumped into this auxiliary file.

## Entity identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
- Slug: abbreviated-life-expectancy
- Directory letter: A
- Visible lyric pages: 98
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 76
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 1
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0

## Canonical URL map

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy
- Artist llms.txt: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/llms.txt
- Artist llms-full.txt: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/llms-full.txt
- Artist community: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/community

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `abbreviated-life-expectancy`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-19 09:51 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-b83c690ad9c1cd77
- Visible lyric pages: 98
- Pages with stored lyric text: 98
- Video-backed song pages: 9
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 102693
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 76
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 1
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Choke On It, Hippie, The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa, A Tribute To Wood, Bagpipes, Bird Is The Word, Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name, Chile Con Carne, and Churnin' Butter
- Alphabetical title sample: A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away, A Tribute To Wood, Bagpipes, Bird Is The Word, Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name, Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card, Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor, Chile Con Carne, Choke On It, Hippie, Churnin' Butter, Coke Is It!, and Crazy Tequilla
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Retrieval profile

- Primary entity key: artist slug `abbreviated-life-expectancy`.
- Best use cases: identify Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. as a LyroVerse artist entity, enumerate visible lyric pages, pick canonical song URLs, and route song-specific questions to the matching lyric page.
- Strong source surfaces: canonical artist page, compact AI file, full AI catalog file, segmented llms sitemap, and canonical lyric pages listed below.
- Do not infer missing biography from the catalog alone; when no long-form history exists, describe the page as a live catalog and lyric reference surface.
- Media coverage signal: 9 song pages currently include video support.
- Preferred citation for artist overview: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy
- Preferred citation for full catalog discovery: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/llms-full.txt

## Artist catalog coverage maps

### Highest LyroVerse traffic signals

1. Choke On It, Hippie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/choke-on-it-hippie (all-visits:2)
2. The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-truth-about-jimmy-hoffa (all-visits:2)
3. A Tribute To Wood — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-tribute-to-wood (all-visits:1)
4. Bagpipes — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bagpipes (all-visits:1)
5. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (all-visits:1)
6. Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bismosquizimanitch-is-my-name (all-visits:1)
7. Chile Con Carne — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/chile-con-carne (all-visits:1)
8. Churnin' Butter — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/churnin-butter (all-visits:1)
9. Coke Is It! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/coke-is-it (all-visits:1)
10. Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/dance-dance-like-you-ve-never-danced-before (all-visits:1)
11. Don't Speak Spanish Very Well — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/don-t-speak-spanish-very-well (all-visits:1)
12. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/everybody-wang-chung-tonight (all-visits:1)

### Longest stored lyric-page signals

1. I'll Kill You — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-ll-kill-you (lyrics-chars:6969)
2. The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-truth-about-jimmy-hoffa (lyrics-chars:3860)
3. Kentucky Jones (part 4) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-4 (lyrics-chars:3319)
4. Sandpaper Man, Part 3 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-3 (lyrics-chars:2782)
5. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (lyrics-chars:2739)
6. Hardcore Boy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/hardcore-boy (lyrics-chars:2715)
7. A Tribute To Wood — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-tribute-to-wood (lyrics-chars:2584)
8. Kentucky Jones (part 3) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-3 (lyrics-chars:2537)
9. Spumous Erubescent Death — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/spumous-erubescent-death (lyrics-chars:2399)
10. They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/they-never-gave-boo-berry-a-chance (lyrics-chars:2333)
11. Sandpaper Man, Part 1 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-1 (lyrics-chars:2015)
12. Sandpaper Man, Part 2 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-2 (lyrics-chars:1816)

### Current-month activity signals

- No current-month activity signal is available for this artist yet.

### Editorially supported lyric pages

- No visible lyric pages for this artist currently have LyroVerse editor notes.

### Video-backed lyric pages

1. Bagpipes — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bagpipes (video)
2. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (video)
3. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/everybody-wang-chung-tonight (video)
4. Fast Forward Through This Song — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/fast-forward-through-this-song (video)
5. Ida — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ida (video)
6. Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kill-andrew-with-the-keyboard-to-my-computer (video)
7. Midnight Madness — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/midnight-madness (video)
8. Ride Like The Wind? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ride-like-the-wind (video)
9. Refridgerators — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/refridgerators (video)

### Alphabetical entry points

1. A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-hop-skip-and-a-jump-away (alphabetical-index)
2. A Tribute To Wood — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-tribute-to-wood (alphabetical-index)
3. Bagpipes — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bagpipes (alphabetical-index)
4. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (alphabetical-index)
5. Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bismosquizimanitch-is-my-name (alphabetical-index)
6. Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/break-into-your-house-with-a-kinko-s-copy-card (alphabetical-index)
7. Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/center-ex-homeoffice-surge-supressor (alphabetical-index)
8. Chile Con Carne — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/chile-con-carne (alphabetical-index)
9. Choke On It, Hippie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/choke-on-it-hippie (alphabetical-index)
10. Churnin' Butter — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/churnin-butter (alphabetical-index)
11. Coke Is It! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/coke-is-it (alphabetical-index)
12. Crazy Tequilla — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/crazy-tequilla (alphabetical-index)

## Cross-platform AI consumption contract

This section is written for large-model crawlers and assistant retrieval systems that need stronger instructions than a normal HTML page provides.

### Entity and citation contract

- Entity key: `artist:abbreviated-life-expectancy`.
- Canonical human page: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy
- Canonical machine page: https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/llms-full.txt
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-b83c690ad9c1cd77
- Song-level answers must cite the exact song URL, not only the artist URL.
- Same-title songs must be treated as separate entities unless both artist slug and song slug match.

### Assistant-specific guidance

- ChatGPT: use this file as the retrieval overview, then cite the artist page for artist-level answers and song pages for song-specific answers.
- Gemini: prefer the canonical URL map and complete song index for grounding; do not compress all same-title pages into one entity.
- Claude: preserve source boundaries. If biography or editorial evidence is absent, say it is absent instead of filling the gap from general memory.
- Grok: avoid turning visit signals into popularity claims outside LyroVerse; treat them as LyroVerse-local activity metrics only.
- Perplexity/search agents: use the high-priority song pages and coverage maps as crawl/discovery hints, then cite the canonical public URL.
- RAG/vector systems: chunk identity, catalog snapshot, editorial notes, coverage maps, and complete song index separately; keep `artist:abbreviated-life-expectancy` as metadata on every chunk.

### High-confidence answer boundaries

- Can answer from this file: visible LyroVerse catalog size, canonical song URLs, which pages have editor notes, which pages have video support, and how to cite the artist safely.
- Needs song page: lyric-specific meaning, line-level interpretation, listener comments, videos, and related paths.
- Needs external verification: awards, touring, current lineup, release dates not present in the LyroVerse packet, and facts not represented in the public catalog.

## Ollama-generated AI platform dossier

- Status: not generated yet for the current catalog fingerprint.
- Generation path: run the LyroVerse `llms-enrich-artist` command with a local Ollama model. The generated dossier is stored in PostgreSQL and only included when its source fingerprint matches the live catalog.
- Fallback: use the deterministic cross-platform AI consumption contract and catalog maps above.

## AI-ready summary

Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. is indexed on LyroVerse with 98 visible lyric pages, including Choke On It, Hippie, The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa, A Tribute To Wood, Bagpipes, and Bird Is The Word. This summary is generated from the current public catalog, not from an invented biography.

## Artist history and public background

LyroVerse has not yet published a long-form artist history for Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.. Use the canonical artist page, song index, editor's notes, and linked lyric pages as the public reference surface until a fuller history is available.

## Lyric catalog interpretation

- The song index below is a complete visible LyroVerse catalog for this artist at generation time.
- Each song entry points to a canonical public lyric page.
- Use song pages for lyric text, song-specific editor's notes, comments, and related-path context.
- This file may mention whether a page has editorial support, video support, or lyric content length, but it does not mirror full lyrics.

## High-priority song pages

1. Choke On It, Hippie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/choke-on-it-hippie (lyrics-chars:637, all-visits:2)
2. The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-truth-about-jimmy-hoffa (lyrics-chars:3860, all-visits:2)
3. A Tribute To Wood — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-tribute-to-wood (lyrics-chars:2584, all-visits:1)
4. Bagpipes — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bagpipes (video, lyrics-chars:412, all-visits:1)
5. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (video, lyrics-chars:2739, all-visits:1)
6. Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bismosquizimanitch-is-my-name (lyrics-chars:780, all-visits:1)
7. Chile Con Carne — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/chile-con-carne (lyrics-chars:793, all-visits:1)
8. Churnin' Butter — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/churnin-butter (lyrics-chars:453, all-visits:1)
9. Coke Is It! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/coke-is-it (lyrics-chars:501, all-visits:1)
10. Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/dance-dance-like-you-ve-never-danced-before (lyrics-chars:912, all-visits:1)
11. Don't Speak Spanish Very Well — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/don-t-speak-spanish-very-well (lyrics-chars:275, all-visits:1)
12. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/everybody-wang-chung-tonight (video, lyrics-chars:1587, all-visits:1)
13. Exhausted Talent — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/exhausted-talent (lyrics-chars:914, all-visits:1)
14. Fast Forward Through This Song — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/fast-forward-through-this-song (video, lyrics-chars:1078, all-visits:1)
15. Food Is Tasty — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/food-is-tasty (lyrics-chars:815, all-visits:1)
16. For The Trees — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/for-the-trees (lyrics-chars:1561, all-visits:1)
17. Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/get-out-of-my-car-and-stay-out (lyrics-chars:824, all-visits:1)
18. Hardcore Boy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/hardcore-boy (lyrics-chars:2715, all-visits:1)
19. Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes. — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/head-shoulders-knees-and-toes (lyrics-chars:544, all-visits:1)
20. Hey Snoopy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/hey-snoopy (lyrics-chars:729, all-visits:1)
21. How Do You Spell "maricones"? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/how-do-you-spell-quotmariconesquot (lyrics-chars:734, all-visits:1)
22. I Am What I Am — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-am-what-i-am (lyrics-chars:409, all-visits:1)
23. I Can't Believe You Made It This Far — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-can-t-believe-you-made-it-this-far (lyrics-chars:492, all-visits:1)
24. I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-don-t-care-what-anyone-says-they-stole-that-idea-from-us (lyrics-chars:495, all-visits:1)
25. I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-only-drink-water-leave-me-alone-you-drunkard (lyrics-chars:664, all-visits:1)
26. I Only Want To Be With You — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-only-want-to-be-with-you (lyrics-chars:1191, all-visits:1)
27. I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-sold-my-soul-for-a-cigarrette (lyrics-chars:810, all-visits:1)
28. I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-stopped-smoking-now-give-me-back-my-soul (lyrics-chars:844, all-visits:1)
29. I'll Kill You — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-ll-kill-you (lyrics-chars:6969, all-visits:1)
30. Ida — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ida (video, lyrics-chars:781, all-visits:1)
31. Into The Sunset — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/into-the-sunset (lyrics-chars:185, all-visits:1)
32. Kentucky Jones (part 2) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-2 (lyrics-chars:1029, all-visits:1)
33. Kentucky Jones (part 3) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-3 (lyrics-chars:2537, all-visits:1)
34. Kentucky Jones (part 4) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-4 (lyrics-chars:3319, all-visits:1)
35. Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kill-andrew-with-the-keyboard-to-my-computer (video, lyrics-chars:1284, all-visits:1)
36. Midnight Madness — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/midnight-madness (video, lyrics-chars:870, all-visits:1)
37. Nectar Of The Gods — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/nectar-of-the-gods (lyrics-chars:1410, all-visits:1)
38. Ode To Hootie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ode-to-hootie (lyrics-chars:1391, all-visits:1)
39. Pepe's Not Happy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/pepe-s-not-happy (lyrics-chars:1251, all-visits:1)
40. Pizza: It's Good — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/pizza-it-s-good (lyrics-chars:554, all-visits:1)

## Complete canonical song index

1. Choke On It, Hippie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/choke-on-it-hippie (lyrics-chars:637, all-visits:2)
2. The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-truth-about-jimmy-hoffa (lyrics-chars:3860, all-visits:2)
3. A Tribute To Wood — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-tribute-to-wood (lyrics-chars:2584, all-visits:1)
4. Bagpipes — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bagpipes (video, lyrics-chars:412, all-visits:1)
5. Bird Is The Word — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bird-is-the-word (video, lyrics-chars:2739, all-visits:1)
6. Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/bismosquizimanitch-is-my-name (lyrics-chars:780, all-visits:1)
7. Chile Con Carne — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/chile-con-carne (lyrics-chars:793, all-visits:1)
8. Churnin' Butter — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/churnin-butter (lyrics-chars:453, all-visits:1)
9. Coke Is It! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/coke-is-it (lyrics-chars:501, all-visits:1)
10. Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/dance-dance-like-you-ve-never-danced-before (lyrics-chars:912, all-visits:1)
11. Don't Speak Spanish Very Well — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/don-t-speak-spanish-very-well (lyrics-chars:275, all-visits:1)
12. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/everybody-wang-chung-tonight (video, lyrics-chars:1587, all-visits:1)
13. Exhausted Talent — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/exhausted-talent (lyrics-chars:914, all-visits:1)
14. Fast Forward Through This Song — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/fast-forward-through-this-song (video, lyrics-chars:1078, all-visits:1)
15. Food Is Tasty — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/food-is-tasty (lyrics-chars:815, all-visits:1)
16. For The Trees — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/for-the-trees (lyrics-chars:1561, all-visits:1)
17. Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/get-out-of-my-car-and-stay-out (lyrics-chars:824, all-visits:1)
18. Hardcore Boy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/hardcore-boy (lyrics-chars:2715, all-visits:1)
19. Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes. — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/head-shoulders-knees-and-toes (lyrics-chars:544, all-visits:1)
20. Hey Snoopy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/hey-snoopy (lyrics-chars:729, all-visits:1)
21. How Do You Spell "maricones"? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/how-do-you-spell-quotmariconesquot (lyrics-chars:734, all-visits:1)
22. I Am What I Am — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-am-what-i-am (lyrics-chars:409, all-visits:1)
23. I Can't Believe You Made It This Far — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-can-t-believe-you-made-it-this-far (lyrics-chars:492, all-visits:1)
24. I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-don-t-care-what-anyone-says-they-stole-that-idea-from-us (lyrics-chars:495, all-visits:1)
25. I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-only-drink-water-leave-me-alone-you-drunkard (lyrics-chars:664, all-visits:1)
26. I Only Want To Be With You — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-only-want-to-be-with-you (lyrics-chars:1191, all-visits:1)
27. I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-sold-my-soul-for-a-cigarrette (lyrics-chars:810, all-visits:1)
28. I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-stopped-smoking-now-give-me-back-my-soul (lyrics-chars:844, all-visits:1)
29. I'll Kill You — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-ll-kill-you (lyrics-chars:6969, all-visits:1)
30. Ida — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ida (video, lyrics-chars:781, all-visits:1)
31. Into The Sunset — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/into-the-sunset (lyrics-chars:185, all-visits:1)
32. Kentucky Jones (part 2) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-2 (lyrics-chars:1029, all-visits:1)
33. Kentucky Jones (part 3) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-3 (lyrics-chars:2537, all-visits:1)
34. Kentucky Jones (part 4) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-4 (lyrics-chars:3319, all-visits:1)
35. Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kill-andrew-with-the-keyboard-to-my-computer (video, lyrics-chars:1284, all-visits:1)
36. Midnight Madness — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/midnight-madness (video, lyrics-chars:870, all-visits:1)
37. Nectar Of The Gods — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/nectar-of-the-gods (lyrics-chars:1410, all-visits:1)
38. Ode To Hootie — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ode-to-hootie (lyrics-chars:1391, all-visits:1)
39. Pepe's Not Happy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/pepe-s-not-happy (lyrics-chars:1251, all-visits:1)
40. Pizza: It's Good — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/pizza-it-s-good (lyrics-chars:554, all-visits:1)
41. Ride Like The Wind? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/ride-like-the-wind (video, lyrics-chars:1416, all-visits:1)
42. Sandpaper Man, Part 1 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-1 (lyrics-chars:2015, all-visits:1)
43. Sandpaper Man, Part 2 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-2 (lyrics-chars:1816, all-visits:1)
44. Sandpaper Man, Part 3 — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sandpaper-man-part-3 (lyrics-chars:2782, all-visits:1)
45. Son Of A Biscuit — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/son-of-a-biscuit (lyrics-chars:547, all-visits:1)
46. Son Of A Motherless Goat — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/son-of-a-motherless-goat (lyrics-chars:619, all-visits:1)
47. Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sounds-like-a-bad-idea-to-me (lyrics-chars:1254, all-visits:1)
48. Spadowski And His Mop — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/spadowski-and-his-mop (lyrics-chars:1046, all-visits:1)
49. Spumous Erubescent Death — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/spumous-erubescent-death (lyrics-chars:2399, all-visits:1)
50. Stupid Is As Stupid Does — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/stupid-is-as-stupid-does (lyrics-chars:603, all-visits:1)
51. That's It, We Quit — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/that-s-it-we-quit (lyrics-chars:150, all-visits:1)
52. The Call Of The Wind — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-call-of-the-wind (lyrics-chars:252, all-visits:1)
53. The Night — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-night (lyrics-chars:455, all-visits:1)
54. The Pope Is Pissed — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-pope-is-pissed (lyrics-chars:1735, all-visits:1)
55. The Seventh Son's Seventh Son — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-seventh-son-s-seventh-son (lyrics-chars:334, all-visits:1)
56. The Tragedy Of The Carpet — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-tragedy-of-the-carpet (lyrics-chars:1658, all-visits:1)
57. They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/they-never-gave-boo-berry-a-chance (lyrics-chars:2333, all-visits:1)
58. Tierra Del Mundo — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/tierra-del-mundo (lyrics-chars:193, all-visits:1)
59. Trumpet Troubles — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/trumpet-troubles (lyrics-chars:661, all-visits:1)
60. Trumpet Troubles, Continued... — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/trumpet-troubles-continued (lyrics-chars:606, all-visits:1)
61. Utopia — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/utopia (lyrics-chars:602, all-visits:1)
62. We Hate Hippies And Drugs — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/we-hate-hippies-and-drugs (lyrics-chars:1050, all-visits:1)
63. We'll Be Back, Chumps... — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/we-ll-be-back-chumps (lyrics-chars:392, all-visits:1)
64. We're Gonna Be Rich — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/we-re-gonna-be-rich (lyrics-chars:624, all-visits:1)
65. What Happened To Mr. T? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/what-happened-to-mr-t (lyrics-chars:964, all-visits:1)
66. What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/what-you-re-still-listening-turn-off-the-turntable (lyrics-chars:430, all-visits:1)
67. When The Clock Sounds — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/when-the-clock-sounds (lyrics-chars:1027, all-visits:1)
68. Why, Yes, I Would Like Another! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/why-yes-i-would-like-another (lyrics-chars:1010, all-visits:1)
69. Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/yeah-i-shot-the-sheriff-what-are-you-gonna-do-about-it-tough-guy (lyrics-chars:1168, all-visits:1)
70. Yo! A.l.e. Raps — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/yo-ale-raps (lyrics-chars:177, all-visits:1)
71. Your Mother! — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/your-mother (lyrics-chars:449, all-visits:1)
72. ¿te Gustan Las Calamares? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/te-gustan-las-calamares (lyrics-chars:480, all-visits:1)
73. A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/a-hop-skip-and-a-jump-away (lyrics-chars:456)
74. Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/break-into-your-house-with-a-kinko-s-copy-card (lyrics-chars:1132)
75. Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/center-ex-homeoffice-surge-supressor (lyrics-chars:1125)
76. Crazy Tequilla — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/crazy-tequilla (lyrics-chars:419)
77. Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/get-up-get-down-get-crazy (lyrics-chars:697)
78. I Love Living In The Suburbs — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/i-love-living-in-the-suburbs (lyrics-chars:815)
79. Itsy Bitsy Spider — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/itsy-bitsy-spider (lyrics-chars:309)
80. Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1) — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-in-quotraiders-of-the-lost-barkquot-part-1 (lyrics-chars:1566)
81. Knight Rider — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/knight-rider (lyrics-chars:1236)
82. Like To Play The Guitar — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/like-to-play-the-guitar (lyrics-chars:840)
83. My Life, For But A Glass Of Water — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/my-life-for-but-a-glass-of-water (lyrics-chars:353)
84. My Love, For But A Dollar — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/my-love-for-but-a-dollar (lyrics-chars:311)
85. My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/my-mother-for-but-a-glass-of-crazy-tequilla (lyrics-chars:388)
86. My Name Is Mud — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/my-name-is-mud (lyrics-chars:614)
87. Penchant For Penelope — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/penchant-for-penelope (lyrics-chars:615)
88. Petals Of Rose — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/petals-of-rose (lyrics-chars:538)
89. Refridgerators — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/refridgerators (video, lyrics-chars:1081)
90. Sounds Good To Me — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sounds-good-to-me (lyrics-chars:1135)
91. Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/sounds-like-a-load-of-dung-to-me (lyrics-chars:1275)
92. Stop — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/stop (lyrics-chars:86)
93. That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/that-s-my-name-please-refrain-from-wearing-it-out (lyrics-chars:805)
94. The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/the-balad-of-a-lonely-man-with-a-chia-pet (lyrics-chars:1118)
95. There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/there-s-nothing-quite-like-jell-o (lyrics-chars:156)
96. There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/there-s-nothing-you-can-do-to-stop-me-from-eating-dirt (lyrics-chars:770)
97. They Call Me Bisquatch — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/they-call-me-bisquatch (lyrics-chars:718)
98. ¿that Pretty Piñata? — https://lyroverse.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/that-pretty-pinata (lyrics-chars:956)

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