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Artist: Abigail Barlow & Emily Bear
Canonical path: /abigail-barlow-and-emily-bear/entertain-me
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Entertain Me
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Entertain Me
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[Queen Charlotte]
I have everything I need
But nothing that I want
Queen charlotte takes taste of cake
[Queen Charlotte]
That's not good enough
Is that the best you've got?
Bring me mimes and fire reachers
And trapezes from the ceiling
And if you tell a joke
And I'm still not amused, you're through
[Court]
Your majesty!
[Court member 1]
Look here!
[Court member 2]
Look here!
[Court member 1]
I can make a rabbit disappear
[Court member 2]
I can balance on a sphere
[Court member 3]
I can put my legs behind my head
[Queen Charlotte]
Do that again and you'll be dead
All the rest of you
Bite your tonguе, hold your breath
'Cause I'm the most valuablе guest
Entertain!
Entertain!
That was good
Wasn't great
Entertain!
Entertain!
Where's my snuff?
Where's my fluff?
[Servant]
Your majesty, it's right there on the tray
[Queen Charlotte]
Oh, you!
Bring me my silver spoon
And while you're at it, prepare a goose
And tell the baker that the queen wants pudding too
Why do you look confused?
Chop-chop!
[Servant]
Your majesty
[Queen Charlotte]
What?!
[Servant, spoken]
It's the king
[Queen Charlotte]
Is he dead?
[Servant]
Lucid, ma'am
[Queen Charlotte]
Oh, bring me to him
Your majesty
[King George]
No need for the formalities, Lottie
Come! Sit with me
How is little George?
[Queen Charlotte]
He's not so little anymore
Your subjects miss you, my dear
I miss you
[Queen Charlotte]
I miss the blue bells
They're in full bloom
Walking hand in hand
[King George]
I remember when you said we're dancing on the clouds
Strolling through the grounds
Talk and talk for hours
[Queen Charlotte]
We were dancing
[King George]
Through the flowers
[King George]
Oh! I— I forgot to ask
How is dear Amelia?
[Queen Charlotte]
George, Amelia was ill
Several years ago
[King George]
She came to my room but a fortnight ago
Did you not see her?
[Queen Charlotte]
George
Amelia is dead!
[King George]
Have you done something? What have you done to my child?
No, you come back here! This woman killed my child!
[Queen Charlotte]
Entertain!
Entertain!
Bring me all my vices
Something that will take away the pain
Entertain!
I'm dismayed
I'm not crazy, but my sanity is circling the drain
She's not living, just surviving
By and by, her sanity is circling the drain
[Queen Charlotte]
Not living, just surviving
No one's listening
Watching as I slowly go insane
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
[Servant]
Your majesty
[Queen Charlotte]
What?!
[Servant]
The latest Whistledown
[Queen Charlotte]
That will do!
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