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Bomb Threats Rule (Because You Get Off From School)

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Bomb Threats Rule (Because You Get Off From School)

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Bomb threat exterior

To prove you are superior

Everyone in your school deserves to die

Insults so intense you run off and cry

Everyone one regrets what they did

The rest just ran off and hid

You just destroyed the social cliques

The Goths, the geeks, and the dicks

Send them the warning on the bathroom wall

Written in blood on the stall

The norm wouldn't change for you

Exterminate the teachers too

Punished for their ignorance

They don't live to regret

Their death is their only way out

From the torture you'll forget

Won't follow your rules anymore

Won't be mocked by cheerleader whores

Won't sit down and won't shut up

Won't stick their pencils up my butt

This is the last paper you'll ever write

Tomorrow I prove that you were right

Don't let them apologize, don't even let them try

They lived their life in infamy and it's time to die

I wanna blow up the fucking school

Cause massacres are fucking cool

They put my face into their floors

Because of my high test scores

Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun into to school

I don't mean for show and tell

I'll end all your fucking lives

To escape me from my fucking hell

Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun into to school

I don't mean for show and tell

I'll burn all your Goddamn projects

By the time you hear the final bell

I wanna blow up the fucking school

Cause massacres are fucking cool

They put my face into their floors

Because of my high test scores

I wanna blow up the fucking school

Cause massacres are oh so cool

They put my face into their floors

Because of my high test scores

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