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Artist: Absurdo Culto
Canonical path: /absurdo-culto/the-beast-in-he
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The Beast in He
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The Beast in He
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A story 'bout a loner
who at the zoo couldn't succeed
he gave the dog a boner
Rubbed his stiff titties
addiction forced his need
to pet the little kitties
A song about a beast
fond of things with fur
Mr. Hands love was way too deep
he didn't see - He went too far
At the stable he spent his hours
a companion heaven sent
a giant stallion became his end
Through pleasure with massive weight on his hips
suffered into an unusual death
but died with a smile on his lips
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