Kiss me where it smells funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg

Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God

Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down

But baby your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you anymoney

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smellsfunny

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that sheblushes

She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wannabe

Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside herpanties

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside herpanties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the SeafoodShanty

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base.

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes.

Yeah, I could makea lot of wine with the yeast I find inside herpanties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the SeafoodShanty.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base.

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes.

Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside herpanties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the SeafoodShanty!