Mass-Media Stars

Clever, bright, ink smelling fellows

And those barking out loud in the air

The only ones who are oustanding

Who possess the political touch

Their official spell on music

Oiled up properly spreads all around

With a tacit understanding

Coming on though they get you to admire

Their amazing power, their fancy gala

Presenting you the Mass Media Stars

Well, according to their pamphlets

they've invented the rock an the roll

Behind stage at every concert

Their nobility enriches the show

Easy grasping, easy speaking

Ego tripper is stamped on their pass

Well, we couldn't say they're careless

But for sure they're responsible for

Depressing raves those hoot cool-aids

We owe light to the Mass Media Stars

We are the swinging guys stars of the mass media

Big bags and naughty lips we're freakish Lolitas

We knot to rock'n'roll much better than Elvis

Our tricks go back and forth

While shaking our pelvis

Their opinions and programming

Working us like cellophane traps

Christmas presents and wild week-ends

Get together the best running team

And their fine fine art of gossip

Is more important than who kicked the ball

But we must admit they play fair

'Cause their names are in print all the time

Spelled out so clear explode our ears.