Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!

For the benefit of mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The hendersons will all be there

Late of pable fanques' fair

(Have you seen it? It's great, they got stuff)

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way mr. K will challenge the world

(With the blue people, they're great, they're just chilled out)

The celebrated mr. K

Performs his feat on saturday at bishopsgate

(Nice neck of the woods)

The hendersons will dance and sing

As mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs k. And h. Assures the public

Their production will be second to none, baby

And of course henry the horse gonna do the the waltz

(Oh, you've gotta see it

It's genious, I mean she's brilliant

She's does this stuff and movement, and?

Horses, how do they do that stuff you've gotta give it sugar

You know, and she's called henry and it's alot of explanation

But don't worry about it kids, okay

Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on and explode)

The band begins at ten to six

When mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And mr. H will demonstrate

Ten somersaults he's gotta do on solid ground

(Whatever they are)

Having been some days in preparation

A slendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight mr. Kite is topping the bill baby

(Across the universe, it's me

I'm topping the bill

I've spent years getting to this point

I'm bloody brilliant

??? You've gotta see what I do man

I've got horses and dogs and cats and monkeys and blue people

It's just, it's such a collection

I've spent years putting it together

You've gotta watch it, you've gotta see it)

It's me, in the thing

Yeah