Ol' Milwaukee's Best

Capo on 2

I lost my first wife to a woman

Lost my second to a man

Lost my third wife to my cousin

Lost my fifth wife to my aunt

I said you gotta train them girls

Like bulldogs, boys

If you want to keep them around

I got a case of old milwaukee

She won't never let me down

I like to drink em with my friends around

Suck em back till i hit the ground

They're here with me and

They'll be here till the end

Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone

And i can't get jesus on the phone

But old milwaukee's best is my best friend

They say old milwaukee aint the best way

For the american boy to go

I got a dually pickup truck

I got ten miles of open road

My windshield is marked with gravel

And my rearview is streaked with tears

I got the pages of larry flint

To show me the honeys of the year

Repeat chorus

Oil prices are dropping now

And my third wife had enough of that

She ran off to the holy land with yassir arafat

He's got thirteen girls in a harem

He's got carpets and bags and beads

I got a 12-pack of old milwaukee

And i got one more trick up my sleeve

Repeat chorus

My daddy was a preacher

In church full of old outlaws

I've got about as much fear of satan

As i've got of santa claus

And i've read the revelations

I'm not worried in the least

I got three six-packs of old milwaukee

And the number of the beast

Repeat chorus