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7 Foot Man

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7 Foot Man

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We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax

I'm the 7 foot man,

I've commited no crime,

Bumping my head into doorways,

It happens all the time,

I'm 7 feet tall,

And I repeat,

They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,

I'm 7 feet tall,

And I dont play basketball,

I'm 7 feet tall,

But I'm still just a man,

So of course it hurts me a lot,

When I walk into the ceiling fan,

Small people say I wish I was him,

But its been nine years since I've had a trim,

The barber says,

I cant reach the top of his head,

7 foot man,

(ha ha)I cannot hide,

7 foot man,

I know cause I've tried,

7 foot man,

My last girlfriend died,

Because my penis,

Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see me,

Walking around,

And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,

Tell me to duck down,

And I'll pay you back ,

Soon you will see,

By getting you frisbee down from that tree,

I do what i can,

I'm the 7 foot man,

7 foot man,

7 foot man

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