Baby Got Jack

[intro]

Yo yo, flyda, check that homegirl's butt out

Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat!

You tell it like it is, aisha

She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends

I mean her butt... it's just so small...

We're talkin slim pickin's, girl

What up, aisha.. where is it? i don't even... see it!

Look...girl, she's just so.......white!

I like small butts and i cannot lie

You honkies can't deny

When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist and a big thing

In your face i get sick!

Cos i like a toothpick

I'll beat that booty with a stick

Even the jeans she's wearin

Her pants are almost tearin!

No baby, i want a flat booty

That's tooty-fruity

The honkies tried to warn me

That butt you got is.....ooh, so corny!

Ooh chicken smooth skin

Ya say ya wanna get ma old?

Well peck me, peck me

Cos ya ain't that average chickadee

Hell with romancin

I'll take her wallet dancin

Rich... bitch

I'll dig for her money ditch

So tired of ebony

Black butts are not my theme

If ya ask me what my flavour is i'll tell ya its vanilla ice cream

So honkies (yeah!)

Honkies (yeah!)

Does ya girlfriend have a derriere? (hell yeah!)

Well shrink it, shrink it

So i can get right down and dink it

Baby got jack

(white honkies with a real small booty)

(white honkies with a real small booty)

Baby got jack

(white honkies with a real small booty)

(white honkies with a real small booty)

I like 'em flat and small

And when i'm in the mall

I just can't help myself

I'm doin the dog pound call (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Don't like a sister

Who farts while playin twista

I wish those beans did miss her

Even uncle ben would fist her

I like my booties real slender and tender

An' if i see a big booty

I'll put it in the blender

Don't want a rear fender

I get into my honda

What the hell is an anaconda?!

All i know is i like jane fonda's

Better than yolanda's

Baby got jack

(white honkies with a real small booty)

(white honkies with a real small booty)

Baby got jack

(white honkies with a real small booty)

(white honkies with a real small booty)

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo knows everything what they're talkin about

36-24-36

Ha

Only if she's 7'8"

Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that

Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that