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Artist: Adam Sandler
Canonical path: /adam-sandler/bad-boyfriend
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Bad Boyfriend
Read Bad Boyfriend lyrics by Adam Sandler on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bad Boyfriend
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Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you!
Why can't you be nicer to my friend?
They're gonna be here soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
Fuck you!
Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
Fuck you!
I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately
Fuck you!
Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off
Fuck you!
I had the beer at work, for God's sake
Fuck you!
By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
Fuck you!
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There's an art gallery two blocks away
And we've never been there
We always do what you wanna do
Fuck you!
You didn't notice
I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue
Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too
Fuck you!
Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
You're such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But fuck you!
Seriously
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