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Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey either through basketball or the mall or various odd jobs

he does around town for free or at most a dollar!

And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or sister or shortness

when he wasn't looking!

But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to smile and wave at you and ask about your mother's operation

or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about someone other than himself!

The reason I bring this up to you,

Is because I was the worst offender of all.

My life was simply going nowhere

Then a tiny little man rushed to my side

He should've gotten a big thank you

Instead he got a porta-potti ride.

I was such a shithead

But he'd never quit on me

Til' I told him he was useless

And his sister was freaky.

Once when we were watching Sunday football

A fuzzy screen was all that we could see

Whitey came over with a hanger

And spent the game on top of our TV,

And when the lightning struck him

He let out a wicked loud yell

But we just turned up the volume

And ignored the burning smell

We should all rot in Hell!

I went to High School with Whitey

As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom

When he got there I said I can't beleive you though I was serious

So he ran home crying and slow danced with his mom!

What a crushing blow to Whitey

I bet you wish you could take it back

How could yo all be so mean to Whitey

Seems to me like you are all on crack!

Tonight Whitey was counting on this town

To show that we care

But the first time he really needed us

We weren't there!

And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah!

It's just not fair!

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