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Artist: Adam Sandler
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Cool Guy 2
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Cool Guy 2
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-{The Sounds of waves crashing}-
SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.
GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.
SEAN: So, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.
GIRL #2: Thanks sean, that's so sweet.
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-
SEAN: Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.
GIRL #2: Uh-oh.
SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.
GIRL #2: Oh sean, you're so cute.
SEAN: Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
GIRL #2: Oh my god.
SEAN: Yeah.
GIRL #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.
SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
GIRL #2: My god, you look good, sean.
SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.
GIRL #2: Ooh.
-{she starts to unbuckle his pants}-
SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.
GIRL #2: What's that?
SEAN: Let's get it swingin'.
GIRL #2: No, the other thing you said?
SEAN: ...The wet-weiner?
GIRL #2: -{gasps}- You know what?
SEAN: Yeah?
GIRL #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.
SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?
GIRL #2: I'll walk. -{She begins to walk away}-
SEAN: Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.
GIRL #2: Don't. -{She's gone}-
SEAN: A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?
THE END
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