Davey's Song

I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday

So I drink 'em all awy, that's me

I don't decorate no trees

And I won't eat no p[otato latkes

But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze

That's just who I am

Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg

Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs

WHile you're singing your holiday tune

I'm acting like the town buffoon

Whippin' out my big , white, sscary moon

And blowin' a beef your way

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute

To me thy're just something to shoot

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'

No " 'tis the season' " feeling kind of guy

This time of year sucks so I take my nunchucks

And make sure every snowman die

Belivin' in Santa's all wrong

And Chanukah's eight nights too long

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me