Fatty McGee

[Talking quietly]

[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."

[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.

Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"

[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."

[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."

[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"

[M1:] "All right."

[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]

[M2:] "Uh oh"

[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.

We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

[Heavy steps continue]

[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!

That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]

[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."

[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"

[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."

[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."

[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]

[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"

[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"

[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]

[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."

[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."

[M1:] "Oh man."

[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]

"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."

[Whining continues even louder]

[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."

[Wheezing continues a little softer]

[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"

[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.

Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."

[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]

[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"

[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."

[Whining continues]

[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!

Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"

[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]

[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]

[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"

[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"

[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"

[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."

[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"

[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]

[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"

[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"

[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"

[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"

[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"

[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]

[Raspberry]