Instead of one day of presents

Put on your yamaca

It's time for Hanukkah

So much fun-uka

To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukka is, the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights

When you fell like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So does James Concord Douglas and the late Dina

Shora

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli

Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli.

Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too.

Put them together, what a fine looking Jew

You don't need deck the halls or Jingle Bell Rock

'Cuz you can spin a dredl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

Both Jewish!

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish

Not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrogge is

Well he's not, but guess who is

All three stooges

So many Jews are in show biz

Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrat Hanukkah

Don't forget harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

So drink your gin and tonic-a

And smoke your maraijuana-ca

If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hannukah

Happy Hanukkah