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Artist: Adam Sandler
Canonical path: /adam-sandler/kermet-and-big-bird-stoned
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet.
Kermet:
Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I'm really fucked up.
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter is.........Joint...........
Kermet:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter.... it is a word.
Big Bird:
Sorry kids.. todays letter is threeee.........
Kermet:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three isn't a letter, it is a number
*chuckle*
Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three of joints I've smoked today.
Big Bird:
Kermet.... Are you with me...
Kermet:
God I'm stoned....
Big Bird:
Me too.
Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.
Kermet:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...
Big Bird:
Ok...
Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramet.
Kermet:
Did you just uhh call me Kramet??
Big Bird:
Yes I did.
Kermet:
Kramet the frog here.
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,
Big Bird:
bong...
Kermet
And the number,,,,,,
Big Bird:
God your messed up
Kermet:
Fuck you!!!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!!
*laughing*
Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye
Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet.
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