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Artist: Adam Sandler
Canonical path: /adam-sandler/patch-song
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Patch Song
Read Patch Song lyrics by Adam Sandler on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Patch Song
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A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin their best,
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.
Its a kind of a nite when ur feet match
When u feel nearly 5 foot 3!
They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me
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Adam Sandler performs "Patch Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Adam Sandler catalog on LyroVerse.
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