Sloppy Joe

Spoken:

This is a song

This is a- this is a new song uh

It's uh through the eyes of one of the greatest

people alive I feel...The lunch Lady

Singing:

I woke up in the morning

Put on my new plastic glove

served some reheated sausberry steak

with a little slice of love

I got no clue what the

chicken pot pie is made of

I just know everything's doing fine

down here in Lunch Lady Land

Well I wear net on my head

'cause my red hair is fallin' out

I wear these brown orthapiedic shoes

'cause I got a bad case of degout

I know you want seconds on the corndogs

but there's no reason to shout

Everybody get enough food down here

in lunch lady land

Well yesterdays meatloaf is today's

Sloppy joe's

and my breath reaks of tuna

and there's lots of black hairs

comin' out of my nose

In lunch lady land

your dreams come true

clouds made of carrots and peas

mountains built of shepards pie

and...rivers made of macaroni and chesse

but don't forget to return your trays

and try to ignore my gum disease

no students can escape the magic of

lunch lady land

Oh oh oh oh oh

Hoagies and grinders X3

Navy beans X3

Hoagies and grinders, Hoagies and grinders

navy beans, navy beans

meatloaf sandwich

[chorus]

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-hu

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uu-dah

sloppy joe slop, *pphhbbb* joe

dreamt one morning and I woke up to see

all the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me

it screamed "why do you burn me and serve

up cold?" I said "I got the spatula,

just do what you're told"

Then the liver and onion started

joinin the fight

and the choclate pudding pushed me

with'a all it's might

then the chop suuie pushed me and it kicked me in the head "it's called revenge lunch lady"

said the garlic bread

I said "what did I do

to make all so mad " they said "you got flabby

arms and your breath is bad"

then the green beans said "you better run

and hide" but then my friend Sloppy joe

came and joined my side

He said " if it wasn't for the lunch lady

the kids wouln't eat ya

you should be shaking her hand

and saying 'please to meet ya'

she gives you a purpose and she give you a goal

you should be kissin her feet and kissin her

mole

so..."now all the angry food just leave me alone"

and we all lived together in a happy home

thanks to

[chorus]

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yeah

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yee-ah

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-huh

sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe

now me and sloppy joe got married

we got six kids and we're doin' just fine

down in lunch lady laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd!

THANK YOU!

thank you