The Adventures Of The Cow

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning

of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]

[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,

and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

[Plane sounds]

[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,

quit being a pansy and do it

[Cow:] Moo

[Ripcord sounds]

[Cow:] Moo,mrr

[Parachute opens]

[Cow:] Moow

[Thud]

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru

and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[Cow opening paper bag]

[Cow:] Moo,moo

[Car screeches, and turns back around]

[Cow:] Mrr

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break

and then realises he can't swim"

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]

[Cow:] Moo

[Crowd cheering]

[Cow:] Mrr,mrr

[Underwater moo]

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,

when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

[Cow:] Moo

[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

[Cow:] Moo

[M2:] Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[Tennis ball being hit]

[Farmer:] That was out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out

[Cow:] Mrr

[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle

[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is

from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

[Phone rings, cow picks it up]

[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,

I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?

farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

[Cow:] Mrr

[Farmer:] Take that fatty

[Cow:] Mrr

[Slams down phone]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

[Car sounds]

[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.

[Car hits farmer]

[Farmer:] Oooh

[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo