Slow Dancin' Don't Turn Me On

Slow dancing, it don't turn me on

I know that chicks like to boogie to the beat in the song

Cause if the beat's slow the ladies won't dance

And if they won't dance I don't stand a chance

Somebody please tell the record man

To play a disco song so the ladies will dance

Slow dancin oh how shy they can get

Chicks don't like dancin too close to

Some new dude they just met

Cause when yuou dance slow there's nothin to say

And if he comes on strong she can't get away

Somebody play some rock and roll

So I can shake and bake some sweet woman's soul

I'm lady lookin but I can't get cooking

With slow dancin, dancin

Slow dancin, it don't turn me on

I know that chicks like to boogie to the beat in the song

They like to drink slow and dance real fast

There wear their jeans so tight and wiggle their class

But when they dance slow I just can't tell

If all the moving parts are put together so well

Somebody please tell the record man

To play a disco song

So the ladies will dance