Evicted

So finn and jake set out to find a new home

It's gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own

There's a little house! Ahh, finn's sticking his foot in!

That's a bad idea, dude, 'cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, finn!

Now they're chillin' on the top of a hill

Thinking livin' on a cloud would be totally thrillin'

Unless they find something inside

Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride

A beehive, oh no! Don't put your foot in there, guy!

We all tried that before and we know it didn't turn out right

Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright

A frog jumps out, baw! Tt's a tiger! throwing out potions for food and fire

You know you should have stayed and fought that sexy vampire lady

But jake was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite

Which is understandable, 'cause vampires are really powerful

They're unreasonable and burnt down on dealing with mortals

Oh marceline! Why are you so mean?

I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old

And I just lost track of my moral code

Oh marceline! Can't you see these guys are in pain?

No I can't. I'm invested in this very cute video game

So there you go, boys, walking on the icy ground

Heading towards your destiny, I'm sure you'll figure something out