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Artist: AFI
Canonical path: /afi/highschool-football-hero
Related lyric paths: 6
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Highschool Football Hero
Read Highschool Football Hero lyrics by AFI on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Highschool Football Hero
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Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T. score less then zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
Don't care about my future
'cause it is just another day.
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T score less than zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highshcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys.
My brain's put in upside-down so I'm just a little slow.
I'll change my name to Bubba so that
everyone will know I wanna be a highschool football hero.
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AFI performs "Highschool Football Hero", and this lyric page sits inside the AFI catalog on LyroVerse.
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