Stuck In Paris

Reading signs to try and find a line where I don't know

Stopped me in my stride as I decide where I should go

An old friend I've never seen before calls me from the door

Or is it the law?

Nowhere to run, nowhere to go

I'm stuck in Paris feeling low

I didn't catch your name

N-n-no it's all a game!

Step inside my friend and feast your eyes on French cuisine

Be a friend with a trend from old Paree, it's not obscene (he said!)

Cindy smiles and says politely that I'm just "Peaches and cream"!

Nowhere to run, nowhere to go

I'm stuck in Paris feeling low

I didn't catch your name

N-n-no it's all a game!

She poured a drink my senses sink, I think I'm not aware

Blind lead blind in a hopeless game of two man solitaire

Thank you sir, my mind's made up,

I'm sorry please don't think I care - but give me some air!!

Nowhere to run - nowhere to go!