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Artist: Agony Aunts
Canonical path: /agony-aunts/radioactive-cat
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Radioactive Cat
Read Radioactive Cat lyrics by Agony Aunts on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Radioactive Cat
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My thyroid is hyper, my uranium's depleted
I eat a sandpiper when iodine's needed
My butterfly shaped gland won't regulate
My abnormally high metabolic rate
Radioactive cat, Radioactive cat
Radioactive Shadow, Radioactive cat
There's a doctor in White Plains
With a condo to place me in
To cure all my night pains
Won't you take me there Stacy Lynn?
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