Freak

[Ahmad's friends talking]

.. and then he cut it off *laughter*

Hahaha, ay who next? Who next?

Ay ay Jamal come up

Somebody else.. aiy who next man?

Calvin you next? (Nah nah)

Midget? Rascal? (No, no no)

It's mine? On mine? I'm gon' tell a story man

Aight aight, it's like this..

[Ahmad]

Well it was half past eleven o'clock, ready to rock

I'd been searchin for a spot all week, where they be doin the freak

But no one knew I didn't panic, remained calm

Thought, "Why not just go out on a mission, like James Bond?"

Double-oh-seven, since I'm the great, I'll be double-oh-eight

So I went into the closet and got my gear straight

Jumped in the car, drove for an hour, with no luck

Started havin doubts and that's about when trouble came up

Twelve thirty at night I'm at a street light and hot

Restin my head back (BOOM!) I heard a shot

fired through my back window broke the glass then hit dash metal

No time to look both ways I hit the gas pedal

Now my "Mission" is real like Special Ed

Gettin shot at with a shotty and I wish I had a jet

to hit, maximum thrust 'fore they bust one and hit me

Square in the back cain't understand I was the wrong man that

they were after, I wish they'd see the light, no joke

But in the meantime, I broke and hit a quick right

Dipped to an alley, turned off my lights and ducked

And I guess none of 'em saw me, they kept goin up Crenshaw, good

Opened my eyes for surprising more

to see the alley I was in lead to the party I'd been lookin for

All out of breath and could hardly speak

But soon as I walked in the door, honey asked me if I wanted to freak

"She did the freak!" (4X)

[Ahmad]

Well I'm back on the move, yeah back on the mission

Gettin jocked and shit cause my pockets thick

I guess they heard I had a record deal

And I'd expect that would change their views do's and don'ts

into they won't diss and now my mission gets, a little bigger

I'm lookin for a freak with soul that's not a gold digger

Yup, I want some-bo-dy

And by bein in the bright spotlight, you learn a lot like

if you got ends, well then you got friends

If you got dough, well then you got hoes

And that's how all of that go, but

I'ma still have to give it a try

I saw a girl with no guys, sittin in back and I went over to chat

Well we talked and laughed about a half hour then

there was a sudden blur, when I saw her

the finest girl I'd ever seen her name was Tina

Dressed all in red then my mouth said

"Sorry I don't mean to be a dog or a mutt

I'm just a big Cool J fan and, Tina got a +Big Ol' Butt+

So I'm leavin love," then I went over to Tina to speak

and I asked her if she wanted to freak

"She did the freak!" (6X)

[Ahmad]

Dig it now she wanna freak, well here's my number beep it

Might even lick the cat but if I do I get to keep it

That's what I told Tina then I jetted, I said it

Just to make sure we got in bed - it's, all in the mix

to the Motel 6, because I figure

If bags was bait she bit 'em hook line and sinker

I'm out now, until next week, mission complete

Ahmad, the great double-oh-eight niggarole doin the freak

"She did the freak!" (8X)

"She did the freak!" (16X)

"She did the freak!"