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Artist: A.I.D.S.
Canonical path: /aids/completamente-torta
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Completamente Torta
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Completamente Torta
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Eu tava no bar
Soltando as galinha
Ateh que eu vi uma menina de franjinha
ela nao era linda
era torta e esquisita
mais quando eu a vi
logo me iludi
eu nao pude negar
comecei a me apaixonar
e meus amigos a me repudiar
por uma feia eu gostar
ela tava no balcao
tomanu uma coca
e comendo um mistao
fiquei muito empolgado
quando vi aquela cena
entao criei coragem e lhe falei um poema
"Vamos sair dessa bar
pra minha casa vou te levar
pra vc me chupar
ateh u dia clariar"
ela nao hesitou
e logo aceitou
chegando em minha casa
ela me deu uma chupada
mais come que eh bom nada
pq ela tava menstruada
ela eh feia e nao quer da
por ela nao da pra se apaixona
soh o que ela faz eh chupa ...
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