Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Airdash
Canonical path: /airdash/if
Related lyric paths: 6
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If...
Read If... lyrics by Airdash on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If...
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If man didn't sleep at all
and talks only while he sleeps
What kind of conversation
two this type of odies make
or would they make at all?
How do you mix your drinks?
Why you pay your bills?
What kind of things you wear?
You think I care!!
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
If a man got the looks of J. Dean
would he be so wicked and mean?
If every chick got the guts of Dolly P.
how would it be?
Or does it really matter?
How do you mix your drinks?
Why you pay your bills?
What kind of things you wear?
You think I care!!
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
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Airdash performs "If...", and this lyric page sits inside the Airdash catalog on LyroVerse.
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