Bummerland

Bummerland

Here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland

Give a cheer

'Cause you’re only going up from here

This month

I got seven haircuts

And now my hair is all gone

It’s sad but

I’ve been alone for too long

So I keep getting haircuts

It’s my all time low

And I just can’t wait

'Cause the quicker I’m there

Is the quicker I’ll say

Bummerland

Here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland

Give a cheer

'Cause you’re only going up from here

Bummerland

Here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland

Sorry dear

But you’re only going up from here

My friends

Always pay for my drinks

I can’t afford no nice things

But I hope

My bank account gets so low

Even zero

So next year

When I buy that first beer

I’ll be a goddamn hero

It’s my all time low

And I just can’t wait

'Cause the quicker I’m there

Is the quicker I’ll say

Bummerland

Here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland

Sorry dear

But you’re only going up from here

It’s my all time low

And I just can’t wait

'Cause the quicker I’m there

Is the quicker I’ll say

Bummerland

Here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland

Sorry dear

'Cause you’re only going up from here

Bummerland

Here I am

And there ain’t no funner land

Bummerland

It’s kinda weird

But you’re only going up from here